Robert Pattinson is me
Robert Pattinson and I are one
Be one with the Pattinson.
#BE ONE WITH THE PATTINSON
(Source: tellmetofeel)
Do you think Loki would wear that helmet in bed? Tom: Oooh, in a horny way?
(Source: mishasteaparty)
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
“Stop being dead right now.”
the initial panic though omg
The host of the 2010 Crime Thriller Awards offers Benedict some friendly advice. (x)